Eternal Cat Hair

chongoblog:

sorryforpartyjocking-deactivate:

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theropoda:

e-von-dahl:

morgue-xiiv:

lgbt-tiktoks:

this is peak trans culture because this would have been easier with very nearly any other guitar design but she just haaad to use one shaped like the letter e. Not afraid of a challenge. Respect.

I would like to add that their name is E, literally just the letter E, like they’re in a spy movie. As if that wasn’t cool enough already she went and got a guitar shaped like her name. Fucking icon.

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catmask:

catmask:

catmask:

my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him

normal 7 year old with religious trauma: oh no god can hear my thoughts and punish me

me: either you are wrong about god or god is wrong and i will fight him and i will be the one to find out

me at 7: he would not fucking say that

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lucypl:

theslowesthnery:

anyway i looked up the post about seeing your grandma’s boobs and tumblr has deleted the screenshot of the story where the finnish dude says that americans are “like that” because they haven’t seen their grandma’s tits

good job tumblr 👍

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identifying-cars-in-posts:

officialfist:

This fit goes hard

1997-2004 Ford F-150

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pitbolshevik:

pitbolshevik:

look if chiropractics have helped you then i think that’s great but i do think every chiropractor should be legally required to disclose the fact that the guy who invented it said he learned it from a ghost

the chiropractor fandom did NOT like this post

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boxheadpaint:

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argumate:

algebra: what if there was a bunch of things and you could do stuff to them

me, interested: what kind of stuff?

algebra: who gives a shit

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localvoidcat:

i can’t be trusted with sour gummies i’m guzzling this shit down like a hog that’s tasted blood

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boiledegghole:

sevengummisharks:

foxgirlmilf:

Catfishes are my favorite fishes

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gayestpiano:

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the-haiku-bot:

plasmalink:

I theorize the reason “bottoms” appear more prevalent than “tops” on these types of spaces is that it is simply easier to be funny about being a bottom than about being a top without sounding like a sex offender

“uuuuu 🥺 pls cock me aaaaaaaa *runs into wall like Wile E Coyote running into his own tunnel painting*” easy as shit comedy

“I want to put my DICK in someone” whoa dude calm down, take it easy

“I want to put my

DICK in someone” whoa dude calm

down, take it easy

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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lunamothghost:

Me when the themes and motifs connect in my brain

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