levithestripper:

im the fucking tony hawk of hyrule YOU’RE LITERALLY IN A SEARCH PARTY LOOKING FOR ME

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sphenodontia:

bone witch

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torturelabyrinth:

Break me off another tangerine wedge I’m not driving

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see-the-trees-enjoy-the-forest:

crabs-and-baramundis:

punishedpoisonwater:

crabs-and-baramundis:

scarabest:

scarabest:

it’s berry season here. i’ve eaten so many berries. i have a 5 pound box of blueberries next to me now.

berry time

Whatcha got there?

NOT FOR BEAR!!!

RUDE

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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icy-moons:

ALT

genuinely my favorite exchange to come out of recent events

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fieldbears:

the-tabularium:

nikniknikin:

blackbearmagic:

no but seriously I still get chills thinking about turning off my headlamp in the cave and The Hand That I Did Not Actually See, and it’s been twelve years since it happened

it’s such an unreal experience

like

you turn off your light in a cave and wave your hand in front of your face

and

you can see this shadowy thing moving in the black space where your hand is

it looks like the same shadowy thing you would see in your room at night if you waved your hand in front of your face, it’s there and vaguely hand-shaped, and your brain recognizes it as your hand because your brain is aware of where your hand is and what it is doing

But You Are Not Seeing Anything

Inside a cave, there is No Light. No matter how far your pupils spread, there is no light for them to draw in, no light to put an image on your retina.

But your brain just Fucking Assumes that because it knows where your hand is and what it is doing, clearly it can see it.

So it creates a shadowy thing for your eyes to be seeing.

Brain is like “there’s a hand there”

Eyes are like “yup sure thing brain I can totally see it”

Brain is like “nice”

but there is no hand, you cannot see the hand, you are seeing a literal actual hallucination in the cave because your brain thinks it knows best

Caves are awesome, but also terrifying. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

we once went spelunking, and a our guide said that once he was in a cave with a stream, so he could hear running water, and his brain was like ‘oh, running water? that means there must be Ducks out there’. and he saw like…low light shadows of ducks. that his brain just Put There.

As a cave guide: we call that ‘cave blindness’! True darkness absolutely wigs your brain out - we’re such visual creatures that after a while our brain throws a hissy after not seeing anything. Sensory deprivation is a very real kind of torture. We have a huge, deep cave system at work and there are a lot of places where you’re hundreds of meters in solid rock in this tiny, dark, still space.

I like to turn my torch off, sit down with my back against the wall,  and wait to see how long it takes before I start seeing things or feeling like the ground is moving, or hearing things. Because I know I’m not - I’m in complete darkness, utter silence, sitting in rock that hasn’t moved in hundreds, if not thousands, of years.

Proof that brains are Ridiculous and over-react to a lot of stuff!

I want to add to this that people who lose their hearing as adults have reported hearing music “being played loudly from somewhere”, and other auditory hallucinations, bc the brain will just panic and put your brain’s ipod on *fucking shuffle* if it’s not getting any input

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good-fwiend-in-wome:

butter-da:

hatsune-yeetku:

commoncoldz:

caffeine-and-revolution:

skunkes:

The holy trinity

Important addition!! https://www.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/14bpckz/a_white_supremacist_took_mdma_for_a_study_and_it/

jesse we need to cook empathy jesse

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pika-memes:

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absoluteconceptofbeauty:

i would like to be treated with respect while maintainingmy whimsy levels -_-

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tel-aviva:

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oifaaa:

There are two types of people who are playing tears of the kingdom those who are really creative taking time to design amazing machines that can destroy any enemy in a single blast reinventing the wheel and extravagant torture devices and making it all look easy

And then there’s people who’s creativity starts and ends at what if I make a really long bridge

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ultimateinferno:

I know NPCs explain events to Link for expository reasons, even if he either was most likely or 100% certainly was present for the events discussed, but the number of watsonian explanations as to why all have multiple shades of amusing.

The first possible one is that after having Amnesia once, people just ere on the side caution for reminding Link, which can be anywhere between endearing or low key a dick move.

Another is simply an extrapolation of the major Tony Hawk effect he’s been experiencing. Like… people genuinely forget when Link is present for events. Symin tells Link “Did you know Zelda built this school?” The man is practically glued to the woman. He follows her around like he’s her body guard or something. But in the back of everyone’s memories they just see

Even when they know and recognize Link they just have a habit of forgetting about him.

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